A baker’s dozen is more than twelve.
A cobbler’s work is done by elves.
Narcissists only talk to themselves.
Cupboards with doors are better than shelves.
Fat people probably ate all the pies.
Welsh cakes contain half currants half flies.
Women past sixty have purple eyes.
Politicians tell whopping great lies.
Stairs are made from apples and pairs.
Drainpipe trousers are wider than flairs.
Only a Care Bear truly cares.
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Copyright: Lorraine Voss
Lorraine Voss (aka Ven) 